Total Medals Earned: 627 (From 120 different games.) Total Medal Score: 8,195 Points
Medals Earned: 2/18 (10/500 points)
Make Gretel walk for the first time.
Obtain the slingshot
Shoot mom in the face
Get Bee Death
Get Spider Death
Get the clock
Get Dad Carriage Death
Take 200 shots with the slingshot
Get Axe Death
Kill Hansel
Get Rabbit Death
Get Crow Death
Trap the squirrel
Get Fire Death
Solve clock puzzle
Get all 10 stones
Drop all ten stones
Get all 10 deaths
Medals Earned: 1/1 (5/5 points)
You have viewed the collab!
Medals Earned: 5/5 (120/120 points)
Open the damn door
Often followed by throwing up
Scarf it
I'm not dead yet!
Win
Medals Earned: 5/10 (145/310 points)
Begin your Stepford experience
Pet Stepford once
Pet Stepford 10 times
Pet Stepford 100 times
Pet Stepford 8 times in 1 second
Pet Stepford 1000 times
Pet Stepford 10000 times
Activate hammer mode
Bonk Stepford
Enter the milk dimension
Medals Earned: 1/1 (10/10 points)
Find an empty stall
Medals Earned: 2/8 (125/500 points)
Hold it in 30 seconds
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Hold on 80 seconds
Complete Story Mode
Hold on 100 seconds
Get poop on dad 20 times.
Hold on 150 seconds
Medals Earned: 6/12 (60/410 points)
Get 1 point
Get 5 points
Get 10 points
Get 15 points
Get 20 points
Get 25 points
Get 30 points
Get 35 points
Get 40 points
Get 45 points
Get 50 points
Get 55 points
Medals Earned: 7/23 (85/485 points)
infect a total of 100 red bloodcells.
purchase your first upgrade.
destroy a white bloodcell.
at first i was afraid, i was petrified.
spawn a total of 300 germs.
oh my god it's so intense!
finish the final stage of the campaign.
infect a total of 2500 red bloodcells.
upgrade damage to level 10.
have 65 germs alive at the same time.
destroy a total of 900 white bloodcells.
upgrade latency to level 11.
spawn a total of 10000 germs.
upgrade immunity to level 9.
upgrade auto-infect to level 8.
survive a stage without infecting a single bloodcell.
earn 3500 EP for a single stage.
finish 5 stages in a row without dying.
start from scratch after completing stage 25.
upgrade reproduction rate to level 6.
earn a total of 70000 EP.
Continue to play for 30 seconds after the movie ends.
Medals Earned: 26/50 (220/500 points)
Die.
Complete the tutorial
Defeat Xenon on Moon 0
Defeat Xenon on Moon 5
Reach the top of the tower
Start playing!
Find all the *totally adorbs* outfits :3
Defeat Xenon on Moon 6
Defeat Xenon on Moon 7
Reach halfway through the tower
Defeat Xenon on Moon 8
Defeat Xenon on Moon 9
Hover over the reset save button for a bit
Defeat Osha
Enter the tower
Reach floor 38 :)
Check out the credits
Defeat B. Casual
Finish the game as Albany
Defeat Satan
Brandish Sashka
Brandish Chester's finger
Defeat 1 enemy
Defeat 38 enemies
Obtain Strawberryclock
Defeat 138 enemies
Defeat Xenon on Moon 1
Defeat Xenon on Moon 2
Defeat Xenon on Moon 3
Defeat Xenon on Moon 4
Brandish the Tank
Defeat an enemy using salt and pepper
Defeat the Sheriff
Defeat Camlaidh
Defeat Xenon with your bare hands
Survive death
Die by eating an artichoke
Defeat an enemy using a hammer and a sickle
Defeat Don
Defeat an enemy in less than 10 hits
Bother Yeremey
Collect all items
Finish the game as Ramzi
Collect all weapons
Find Cai's soul
Finish the game as Yeremey
Collect all Cibo matto items
Finish the game as Radon
Defeat 380 enemies
Admire your complete medal collection!